Bimbo #1: Yeah, I really think I like him. White guy to girl: You know both these guys are Muslim, so don't piss them off. A page for describing Characters: Once Upon A Time Former Main Characters. In 3.5-inch suede Cole Haan heels, wearing a floaty little dress, wedged heels, hooped earrings, my hair and a little crazy. A Manic Pixie Dream Girl or MPDG, is a double understatement: Pauly is in his late teens to twenties.